Forget the Space Slug from Star Wars...
Forget the Doomsday Machine from Star Trek...
The real menace to starships on my local Space Sector are:
Spacefaring Bulldogs!!!
Those vicous creatures have an odd taste for starships of every kind. They spend their time mostly hibernating, at least 17 to 20 hours per day (earth time), but whenever they are awake, my captains are simply too scared to leave docks unscorted.
Their modus operandi consists of preying upon any miniatures left unwatched for even a moment. Our last report from the outer watchposts confirm that their most recent assault was on a Klingon Battlecruiser, rendering it almost unrecognizable. Our HQ had lost contact with that ship moments earlier, and we feared the worst had happenned...
So, a little advice to you folks out there: Beware of Space Pets of any kind! They are savage, ruthless and show total disregard for the small fortunes we spend on our fleets...
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